Quack, quack, quack! Quack quack!
Have you ever listened to a flock of ducks? Can you understand them? Do they make any sense to you when they quack? Or is it just a bunch of senseless noise?
Apparently there's this duck call guy named Phil Robertson who's getting slammed by all the negras and the queers, just for stating his opinion. While I kinda disagree with what the man had to say, I was actually delighted to hear him say it!! It gives me a sense of satisfaction to hear such ridiculous words come out of the mouth of a celebrity. What I love most about it is that his reference material is the bible!! When a nice man like Phil talks in such a ludicrous way, all it achieves is to make himself out a buffoon, and the bible out as the ridiculous collection of nonsense that it really is.
So thank you Phil for spouting your drivel. You are most likely unaware of how much you have done to further the causes of acceptance and tolerance in the world. You see, I don't know if you're aware, but God created us in his own image, and as such we are way too smart to do anything but call you out as just another "Quack"! I still love ya though Phil. :) Waddle on!
Oh, and I was wondering Phil. Are you related to Pat?? lmao
Can you tell I'm feeling a little better? While it's gonna take a bit to get back in the groove, I think I'm well on the way. I was pleasantly surprised that I can swim without any discomfort (though not near as well as a duck), and while I had to be very careful, I managed to get in most of my weight routine.
swim, 1000 metres, weights
"When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."---James Whitcomb Riley
Have you ever listened to a flock of ducks? Can you understand them? Do they make any sense to you when they quack? Or is it just a bunch of senseless noise?
Apparently there's this duck call guy named Phil Robertson who's getting slammed by all the negras and the queers, just for stating his opinion. While I kinda disagree with what the man had to say, I was actually delighted to hear him say it!! It gives me a sense of satisfaction to hear such ridiculous words come out of the mouth of a celebrity. What I love most about it is that his reference material is the bible!! When a nice man like Phil talks in such a ludicrous way, all it achieves is to make himself out a buffoon, and the bible out as the ridiculous collection of nonsense that it really is.
So thank you Phil for spouting your drivel. You are most likely unaware of how much you have done to further the causes of acceptance and tolerance in the world. You see, I don't know if you're aware, but God created us in his own image, and as such we are way too smart to do anything but call you out as just another "Quack"! I still love ya though Phil. :) Waddle on!
Oh, and I was wondering Phil. Are you related to Pat?? lmao
Can you tell I'm feeling a little better? While it's gonna take a bit to get back in the groove, I think I'm well on the way. I was pleasantly surprised that I can swim without any discomfort (though not near as well as a duck), and while I had to be very careful, I managed to get in most of my weight routine.
swim, 1000 metres, weights
"When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."---James Whitcomb Riley
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...and I don't know who said this but it reminded me, A turkey with a PhD is still a turkey, Quack quack Phil!
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