"I Declare"

I declare winter officially over as of now!  I put the snow blower away, and I ain't getting it back out under any circumstances.  Sure enough it looks like it's gonna snow tonite, but I'm just ignoring it.  I have a 30 km race tomorrow morning at 9:30, and there better not be anything left on the ground by then!!  Or else!1

I'm also declaring chipmunk season officially open as of now!  With winter ending the little fockers can just get out of my house, and stay out.  I thought I had the problem handled last fall but they're back.  I'm afraid there's gonna be some serious killing going on cause I've had enough.  And before you tell me I shouldn't be murdering the cute little creatures. please imagine them in your walls, burrowing in the insulation, eating the cables and wires, and shitting everywhere.   Oh, and breeding!

And that's it for today. I'm really looking forward to tomorrow.  We are taking the bus which will be an absolute luxury.  We can go straight from the bus to the race start, leave all our stuff, including our beer, on the bus, and then party all the way home!  The race itself is just an excuse for all of the above.

"You get whatever accomplishment you are willing to declare."---Georgia O'Keeffe

Love
Peter